It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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