Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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