My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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