How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
