i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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