You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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