Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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