nut hugger
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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