what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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