Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My vagina just recognized that song.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Randomize
