why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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