He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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