so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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