He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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