a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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