I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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