Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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