do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It's just like the Real World with babies
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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