I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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