And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Randomize
