dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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