Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
