...so i touched it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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I need you to use more vowels.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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