Cold hands, warm shart.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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