I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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