At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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