i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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