and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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