jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Randomize
