It's like God shit irony all over that family
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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