How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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