She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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