Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i will never coherently bang her
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
