This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
they need to just BURY HIM!
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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