You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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