super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
