Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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