omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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