How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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