I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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