Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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