I drank myself into bisexuality again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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