Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You pole danced in your parka.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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