My brain says no but my pants say off.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
