I heard we made out
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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