We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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