This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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