my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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