they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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