Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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