No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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