I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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